How to draw

A realistic and easy tutorial on how to draw

Step 1: find out what to draw!

Decide what to draw. This can take anywhere between 1-1376 minutes.

Step 2: music

Turn on some Troye Sivain. Only Troye. T r o y e

Step 3: the base

Draw a circle, draw everything else and remember you can’t draw.

Step 4: ow

Why does my arm and wrist hurt

Step e: coloring

Try and color, forget everything.

Step 735: shading/lighting

what

Step 10:14: backgrounds

How

And you did it! Those are my easy tips to drawing.

 

No I didn’t edit this who does that anymore

 

 

I like wearing cat onesies to school

I’m writing this with a friend. Oh boy. (We’re playing music and theres another ad how dare they)

This won’t be edited because I don’t careeeeeeeeee

So I haven’t been here since I was nine. Nine? Ten. Ten nine. I don’t know but chances are you’re here to see where I have been (I don’t know why you’re interested in that but..)

Time to put bullet points because I don’t feel like writing another thing.

-I’m eleven now and I’m proud

-I’m pretty gosh diddley darn gay. So gay. Gay middle schooler.

-Middle school. Sixth grade. Huzza ._.

-I have short hair (I mean pixie cut short), glasses, and some snazzy braces.

-I got some animals. My cat child, Tallulah, my brothers cat child, Dischord, and that one dog Nicky.

-I’m known as the kid who wrote 43 paragraphs instead of 5.

-HERCULES MULLIGAN

-I’m gonna let my dear friend pal buddy chum pal friendo pal Emily type down anything. Enjoy.

I was told to type anything so that’s exactly what I’m doing, cause that’s what I was told to do. I’m enjoying this but I can’t really think of anything to type so I’m really just typing anything that’s on my mind. Hala just left me. Now I only have Hamilton playing. I’m lonely. I saved every letter you wrote me, right from the moment I read them I knew you were mine, I don’t know this lineeeee. My friendo is back, Hstla is her name. Because reasons and stuff. Don’t kill me please. I have a life to live. I very much like my life, I think, last I checked.

This is exactly why I’m friends with Emily.

-I’m a Hufflepuff

-What is love?

-Baby don’t hurt me

-Don’t hurt me

-No more

-I’m gonna call my other friend see if he’s online

-He’s not I’m sad

I’M BACKKKKKKKK DID YOU MISS ME????? I’m sure you did, because I just type random things. Our friend isn’t online, We’re lonely. In cat onesies. The loneliness though. And the sadness. AHHHHHH She’e recording me!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NO FUN NOW. I DON’T LIKE IT. HOW DARE SHE TRY TO RECORD ME!!!!!!! I MAY HAS YOUTUBE BUT SHE MAY NOT RECORDESSSS MEEEE!!!!!!! Okay I’m better now. She left me. And didn’t record. NOOOOO. SHE’S RECORDING ME NOW. HOW DARE SHE.

Yes how dare I

I love you Emily don’t hurt me

She’s gonna type in her paws now, good luck, Emily.

And now I attempt to type with paws. This is really hard!!!!! WHY!!!!! The difficulty level is veery high. Hala should try this. I’m getting better at this!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! Coolios, I is the capable of typing with paws.

My turn.

Oh. Oh I see how it is. Oh gosh this is hard. WHAT. Nope nope I’m done.

Welcome me back I’m cool.

I’m the one with short hair and the leopard/cheetah onesie, Emily is the one with the gray onesie and long hair.

(Yes I got her permission for all of this muwahahah)

I Met Grumpy Cat Once… It Was Awful

I got to meet Grumpy Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am and was sooooooooooo excited! I felt lucky that I got to meet her and she took away some of my worries and shy made me so happy and excited when I met her.

I AM STILL SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never though I would meet the real GRUMPY CAT AND I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got to hold her and pet her- AND I AM STILL SOOOOOOOO EXCITED AND HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grumpy Cat is a cute, small, little, girl. SHE IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ADORABLE! Grumpy Cat RELLY IS SO SO SO SO SO SO CUTE and I LOVE HER. I AM A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My birthday!

Guess what? This Sunday is my birthday! I am having a slumber party with 4 of my friends. Oh and by the way, the party is a kitten themed party.

And are there gift bags? Yes! There are gift bags. What is in them? Well you get a plush kitten! They are black and we are going to make collars for them. It will be so fun.

Although I am thinking I am 8 and I will never be 8 again and next year I will be 10, in my double digits and I will never be 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 again. I will be 9 this year and next year I will be 10- no longer a single number. So starting tomorrow I will make my last days of being 8 count. And my whole year being 9 count.

I am excited for my birthday yet I am also kinda sad that next year I will be a double-digit 10. The only time I will be 9 again is when I am 19 which is not 9 it is 19!!!

And well I am going to be 9 on Sunday and there is nothing i can do about it, but I am getting older and I know that everybody gets older every year. Their birthday is once every year and my birthday is on Sunday.

I am going to be 9 and I am happy about it.

My family

Hi I am Hala and this is my family. My brother is 11 and is named Jack. He is funny, likes to play with me, and is the  best brother ever. My dad is named Aaron. My dad is an amazing dad. He is at work all day but when he is home I know that we are both very happy that he is home. My mom Erin is a great mom all though some times it is very hard for me because she has lupus. And last but not least is my dog Nicky. He is a rescue mutt. A playful little dog and 4 years old. Well that’s my family. My brother, my mom, my dad, my dog, and me.

Me

Hello my name is Hala aka Princess of Spain, my Mom is Queen of Spain, and my brother is Prince of Spain.

One thing I have always loved is animals and the one animal I love most is kittens. They are cute, fluffy, and just a little too adorable. I also take horse back riding lessons and well horses, kittens, and well all animals are my thing.

I also like to play video games on the xbox, my iPad 2, my phone, my lap top, and well pretty much anything.

What’s my favorite video game? That is a game I play called Animal Jam where you can be an animal, a bird, a tiger, a wolf, a panda, a deer, a lot of animals you can play games. Decorate your den, dress up your animal, and do a lot of fun stuff.

And well there it is my first blog, my favorite video game, my favorite animals, and well me.

Hello!

My name is Hala Vest, I am 9-years old and this is my new blog!